My Anus Horribilis

I was looking through my Google search history the other day and noticed all my health-related searches from 2009. Here’s almost a year’s worth of search history that kind of shows what I went through that year.

Mar 15, 2009

Searched for i hate food. 7:28pm

Apr 26, 2009

Searched for how to gain weight. 6:40pm

Apr 29, 2009

Searched for air bubbles throat. 6:58pm
Searched for persistent cough. 7:02pm

May 11, 2009

Searched for stop thinking so much. 11:18pm

May 19, 2009

Searched for i have no motivation. 4:49pm

May 27, 2009

Searched for “chest pains”. 10:12pm
Searched for “chest pains” underweight. 10:12pm
Searched for Hypoglycemia. 10:15pm

May 29, 2009

Searched for bright red blood in vomit. 10:24pm

May 30, 2009

Searched for exercises for weak people. 9:47pm
Searched for exercises for underweight people. 9:47pm

Jun 10, 2009

Searched for foods to gain weight. 5:42pm

Jun 13, 2009

Searched for depression. 1:18pm
Searched for oversensitive smell vomit. 8:34pm
Searched for oversensitive to smell. 8:36pm
Searched for oversensitive to smell “throwing up”. 8:39pm

Jun 15, 2009

Searched for underweight “throwing up”. 9:29am
Searched for underweight “throwing up” -dog. 9:30am
Searched for accidental purging. 9:33am
Searched for “accidental bulimia”. 9:34am
Searched for depression. 9:40am

Jun 16, 2009

Searched for istj mental disorder. 2:01pm
Searched for depression signs. 2:51pm
Searched for depression treatment. 3:01pm
Searched for depression forum. 3:01pm
Searched for +istj +depression. 3:26pm
Searched for mbti test. 4:23pm
Searched for stress induced asthma. 6:48pm

Jun 17, 2009

Searched for stop coughing at night. 7:50am

Jun 17, 2009

Searched for depression “throwing up”. 4:08pm

Jun 18, 2009

Searched for how to swallow. 5:11pm
Searched for swallowing. 5:47pm

Jun 19, 2009

Searched for hypnotism “swallowing pills”. 12:22pm
Searched for hypnotherapy “swallowing pills”.
Searched for oralflo cup.

Jun 23, 2009

Searched for backbone sticking out. 12:19pm

Jun 25, 2009

Searched for throwing up out nose. 3:57pm

Jun 29, 2009

Searched for cure nausea. 6:58pm
Searched for swallowing pills. 8:21pm
Searched for depression can’t swallow pills. 8:22pm
Searched for dysphagia. 8:23pm
Searched for dysphagia pills. 8:24pm

Jun 29, 2009

Searched for depression “can’t swallow” pills. 8:33pm
Searched for depression alternative pills. 8:37pm

Jun 30, 2009

Searched for depression “can’t swallow” pills. 12:40pm
Searched for depression alternative pills “can’t swallow”. 12:40pm

Jul 2, 2009

Searched for psychologist psychiatrist difference. 3:08pm
Searched for psychologist psychiatrist therapist. 3:11pm

Jul 16, 2009

Searched for shower yoga. 9:53am
Searched for Kundalini yoga. 10:03am

Jul 19, 2009

Searched for encourage release gas. 7:13pm
Searched for encourage pass gas. 7:13pm
Searched for position pass gas. 7:13pm
Searched for how to fart. 7:23pm
Searched for fart techniques. 7:34pm

Jul 23, 2009

Searched for mind over mood. 7:55pm
Searched for Cognitive behavioral therapy. 7:59pm

Jul 24, 2009

Searched for runny liquid poo. 2:50pm
Searched for runny liquid poo -baby -dog. 2:50pm
Searched for chronic nightly diarrhea. 2:55pm
Searched for diarrhea. 2:55pm
Searched for chronic diarrhea. 2:56pm
Searched for evra diarrhea. 3:00pm
Searched for evra diarrhea patch. 3:00pm

Jul 31, 2009

Searched for motorcycle shaking leg. 10:44pm
Searched for motorcycle “leg shakes”. 10:45pm
Searched for motorcycle “foot shakes”. 10:46pm

Aug 1, 2009

Searched for digesting positions. 9:22pm

Aug 2, 2009

Searched for depression and going to university. 8:23pm
Searched for depression support groups hamilton. 8:27pm
Searched for depression hamilton support. 8:57pm
Searched for anxiety hamilton support. 8:57pm

Aug 3, 2009

Searched for colitis symptoms. 8:31pm
Searched for throat rolling. 10:01pm
Searched for throat air bubbles. 10:01pm
Searched for throat hiccups. 10:02pm
Searched for throat air esophagus. 10:10pm
Searched for throat burps. 10:47pm
Searched for throat tiny air noise burps. 10:47pm
Searched for site:www.medhelp.org throat tiny air noise burps. 10:49pm
Searched for site:www.medhelp.org throat gurgle. 10:50pm
Searched for site:www.medhelp.org nervous gurgle. 10:56pm
Searched for frog in throat. 10:57pm
Searched for site:www.medhelp.org nervous gurgle. 10:59pm

Aug 4, 2009

Searched for no feeling in left hip. 11:38am
Searched for no feeling in left thigh. 11:41am
Searched for numbness left hip. 11:44am

Aug 11, 2009

Searched for prozac ativan depression. 8:49pm

Aug 23, 2009

Searched for stool scale. 12:27pm
Searched for bristol stool “type 5”. 12:55pm
Searched for why is my life so bad. 1:32pm

Sep 10, 2009

Searched for how to deal with anxiety attacks nausea Searched for how to deal with nausea

Sep 15, 2009

Searched for pain in lower leg when walking. 10:57am
Searched for spatone iron. 11:03am

Sep 15, 2009

Searched for drug energy booster. 9:01pm

Sep 22, 2009

Searched for dextrose tablets. 7:35pm

Sep 28, 2009

Searched for ease gas pains. 3:40pm

Oct 1, 2009

Searched for food soothe stomach. 8:27pm

Oct 6, 2009

Searched for why am i always tired?. 8:53pm

Oct 13, 2009

Searched for anxiety. 5:27pm

Oct 14, 2009

Searched for nauseous. 6:20pm

Oct 15, 2009

Searched for nausea hot roof mouth. 7:04pm
Searched for nausea hot top mouth. 7:04pm

Oct 22, 2009

Searched for anxiety university. 12:44pm
Searched for white spots nails. 9:23pm
Searched for light brown poo. 9:24pm
Searched for tan poop. 9:27pm

Oct 24, 2009

Searched for palafer. 6:01pm
Searched for dextrose. 6:13pm
Searched for nausea. 6:26pm
Searched for liquid prozac. 6:29pm

Oct 26, 2009

Searched for palafer

Oct 29, 2009

Searched for stop coughing at night. 10:41pm

Nov 8, 2009

Searched for palafer. 6:50pm

Nov 12, 2009

Searched for relieving gas pain. 10:18pm

Nov 29, 2009

Searched for depression forum. 11:51am

Dec 1, 2009

Searched for aromatherapy energize. 7:55pm

Dec 7, 2009

Searched for university depression. 7:49pm
Searched for depression parents teenagers support. 7:59pm
Searched for depression or laziness. 8:26pm

Dec 10, 2009

Searched for ice chewing. 8:50pm
Searched for calf leg. 8:51pm
Searched for sucking on ice. 9:43pm
Searched for smells to energize. 9:51pm
Searched for aromatherapy smells to energize. 9:51pm

Dec 12, 2009

Searched for stomach pain. 6:38pm

Dec 15, 2009

Searched for stop worrying. 8:13am
Searched for depression forums. 10:51am

Dec 19, 2009

Searched for palafer. 11:37am
Searched for fer’n’sol. 11:47am
Searched for how much iron per day. 11:47am
Searched for how much iron per day for anemia. 11:47am
Searched for how much iron per day for anemia by age weight. 11:57am
Searched for elemental iron what is the difference. 11:57am

Dec 20, 2009

Searched for crohn’s disease. 6:36pm
Searched for colitis symptoms. 6:43pm
Searched for sores in mouth. 6:45pm
Searched for sores in mouth, diarrhea, abdominal pains, anemia, fatigue. 6:46pm
Searched for diarrhea, abdominal pains, anemia, fatigue. 6:56pm

Dec 22, 2009

Searched for diarrhea. 9:52pm
Searched for diarrhea treatments. 9:52pm

Dec 23, 2009

Note: I went to the hospital early in the morning on the 23rd, and I was there until the 31st. The searches from 7am were from one of my parents, since I was in the hospital at that time.
Searched for appendicitis symptoms. 2:55am
Searched for severe abdominal pain. 3:03am
Searched for ulcer. 3:04am
Searched for stomach pain. 3:12am
Searched for appendicitis. 7:26am
Searched for crohn’s disease. 7:32am
Searched for blood transfusion anemia. 7:40am
Searched for blood transfusion guidelines. 7:44am

Dec 31, 2009

Searched for chron’s disease. 6:40pm
Searched for crohn’s disease. 6:40pm